I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
True college students do jello shots in the library
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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