FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Im part way to drunk.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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