does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm always down for nudity.
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