is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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