now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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