Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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