hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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