Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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