everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
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I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask