Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

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(757): View more from Virginia

We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.

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(206): View more from Washington

It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?

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(734): View more from Michigan

this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket

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