Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket