Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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