No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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