Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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