On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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