Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
