I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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