Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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