would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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