I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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