he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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