Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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