Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
