But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
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