I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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