If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
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I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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