What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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