i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
ugly people sure do ruin things
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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