STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
