I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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