She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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