turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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