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A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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