i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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