capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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