escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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