i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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