Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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