In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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