We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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