i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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