So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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