Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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