i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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