That's intense
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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