i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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