For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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