Where are you?
In a non slutty way
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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