What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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