I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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