i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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