i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
