why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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