On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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