my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
