I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I think my vagina is haunted
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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