so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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