They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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