Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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