The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
God, I missed his penis.
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